Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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posampo 0
thats more pussy than you could get
_Noon_ 0
Yay for all the vegetarians
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retardthinkswhat 3
For all you retards who don't know shit, #1 was talking about an episode of southpark
ace122400 0
FYL, but imagine what your parents would think of you if you were a gay vegetarian, because mine have alienated me for both now.
durden_fml 0
is your dad a butcher by any chance?
ozymandias_fml 0
Wait, aren't all vegetarians gay?
skullbuster 0
How did we get on the gay thing again. Please don't start that shit up here again, the bible beaters will join in and start another holy war that none of us really want to sift through in the comments section! For the record, OP didn't say he wasn't gay - he just said that's not what he was coming out about. If his Dad is this upset about OP eating carrots, how do you think he will react to sucking ****?!?
RESTAREA 0
If you're researched and committed, then you have quite the will-power. I would never choose that life-style myself. But please, don't be like some of the jack-ass vegetarians I know who like to come up to me while I am eating and talk about how cruelly the animal I happen to be devouring was treated. Doing that will get you a nice black-eye with some meat-head some day xDD
latkematzoball 0
aw, i sorry to hear that, i know what its like. but congrats on making the best decision of your life!!!!
grlwitperlEring 0
Why would he be disappointed? I mean maybe if you were like heir to the family chain of butcher shops and slaughterhouses... but yeah there's really no disappointment in not eating meat
PhantomxBrave 0
During this day and age, we people actually depend on eating meat. Same as how we depend on technology. So it is definitely fine if people eat meat. As for me, I'm a vegetarian. I don't stick it up peoples noses and what not unless they ask if I am one. Mm yeah, I've met some...pompous vegetarians before. It's really not a good sight :]
IronicJustice 0
No one seemed to notice this possibility: Meat Allergies: "Summary: Meat allergy is normally outgrown during the first years of life, so that it is rare in adults. Beef among mammals and chicken among birds are most frequently involved." Source: http://journals.lww.com/co-allergy/Abstract/2009/06000/Meat_allergy.16.aspx Additionally: http://www.wisconsinmedicalsociety.org/_WMS/publications/wmj/issues/wmj_v105n5/Zacharisen.pdf Moreover: "Meat allergy People with a meat allergy might react to beef, mutton, pork or chicken. Sometimes people who are allergic to one type of meat or poultry might also react to other types. Cooking destroys some of the allergens in meat, but some people will still react to cooked meat. Processed meats, such as frankfurters, luncheon meats and pates, sometimes contain other ingredients, particularly milk products, as emulsifiers or flavour enhancers. So it's possible for someone who is allergic to milk to react to a meat product because it contains milk. For example, milk is sometimes used in chicken nuggets to stick the breadcrumbs to the chicken pieces. " Source: http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/8624.php Finally: "Patients in Study Suffered Severe Allergic Response Hours after Eating Red Meat; Antigens Stimulated by Tick Bites are Suspected Cause " Source: http://www.healthsystem.virginia.edu/internet/news/archives09/anaphylaxis.cfm No-matter what it is, FYL.