Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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tehhotness 0
are you joking 69 (lol, 69). It sure beats having to clean your load off of everything it launches onto
arm89 0
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH that is HILARIOUS
SuperMeron 0
To #25 seriously, the term 'toe jam' made me gag, but it's so brilliant I may have to use it in the next conversation I have. This is the kind of mum I want to be when I grow up! Using arts and crafts to get your point across! Brilliant.
effmalife 0
HAHAHHAHAHHAH
jackoffasaur 0
yea.....definitely calling BS on this
Jensterrr 0
LOL --this one's right up there with 'Jesus pin through the condom' Mom!!
mac_fml 0
im with everyone else on this- this is freakin' awesome! ima make this my fav as well
dammn 0
OMG , HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL . I LOVE YOUR MOM ! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA , I ALMOST PEE'D MYSELF . LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .
blackbetty_fml 0
Oh shit, son, your mom ******' roasted your ass!
quietjune 0
Your mom is kind of amazing.