Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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Jaxro 6
Hahaha, your mom wins.
vampirecmb 0
OMFG thats hilarious FUL my friend, FUL at least she was funny about it eh?
nbrachelxo 0
haha, i think i love your mom ;D
truelyajerk 0
OMG your mom is awesome.
xlucklessloverx 0
LMFAO that is awesome
xoGurlxo 0
LMAO. do u have any siblings, if so; it was prolly one of them :P but thts still funny! xD
quesoesbueno59 0
You should hope you inherit her sense of humor. God, this is epic.
nuga 0
Wow, that's cold...
alex_smokin_okin 0
shit I didn't know you could use a sock while you're jerking it, it all makes sense now, more comfort, no mess, the next time I see an album on facebook of some girls in my school, hello sock drawer
helloello 2
wow..... ****** creeper
ben26_fml 0
this is one of the best FML's lmfaoooo thats blows dude