Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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deadeyes 0
Best FML ever
thekreeperkeeper 0
mom for the win, you got burned son...
Cileitz 0
HAHAHA! Your mom rocks :D Find a girl... or at least use toilet paper!
Floridaguy81 0
Your mom is my hero! That is so awesome, you got owned! and seriously...a sock?...come on
FoundManyLemons 0
I loled.
gmnotyet 0
Great mom.
Otium_fml 3
Hehe, kinda funny, I feel sorry for you though.
greedy_dead_soul 0
Lmfao, this is brilliant.
birds_fml 7
If you're gonna jack off into your socks, at least do your own laundry. Do you really think your mom doesn't know what dried spooge looks like? That's she's gonna think it's dried snot? She doesn't want to see the evidence of your sexuality any more than you'd want to see the evidence of hers. Show some respect.
EffedUp 0
What a nice mother.