Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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craznazn247 0
LOL OWNED! And #29 is a genius hahaha.
Mr_Wong 0
BURN!!!
th3gh05t 0
I ****** your Mom, and all I got was a crappy sock with eyes on it.
Gaston_fml 0
LMFAO hahahahahaha
bumkeun 0
Why do you wack off into a sock? Is it a clean sock at least...or the sweaty smelly one you've worn all day?
dearladydisdain 0
HAHA excellent
omgoodnesswtf 0
take a hint?
sunni_93 0
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
vanityaffair 0
this is the best.
well_this_sucks 0
#29: GENIUS!!!!!