Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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who_rollerpig 4
aww your mom is so sweet!! lol
davidtheday 0
Epic win for your mom
hahah808 0
so freaking hilarious. your mom is my new hero :)
theluckygirl28 8
LMAO!!!! wow, i officially love your mom!!!! AHAHAHAA!!!
marti_fml 0
Hahaha, awesome
eternalwait 0
I love your mom! lol
bigbill245 0
OOOWWWWW BURRRRRNNNN! thats a really good one:)
themangostar 0
Your mom is awesome! xD
Jonny_1 0
oh god, if I ever have kids, I want to be the sort of parent your mum is! she totally owned you edit: forgot about the weblink. Ignore it.
MiriamSingsLoud 0
I'm with #52, it's time to start cleaning your own socks! Humiliation: best tool in a parent's arsenal.