Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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Fuck34 0
At least your mom has a sense of humor
vers_fml 0
moms always got your back
lillyass 0
HAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHA. Nice!
666midnight 0
Lol, did she cut the mouth hole out for you? =P What a kind mother XD
JillianIsLoveee 0
Awww Your momma loves you :D
el211 1
That's actually kind of sweet
MelancholySpork 0
Oh shit. That is awesome.
AlexJakubsen1 0
ewwwww, your mom touched your sperm!
Nakedsquirrel 5
Someone give your mom a high five.
Etc80 0
FANTASTIC! Your mom rocks my socks... and yours.