Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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minervastoy 0
#37, I think anyone's mom has cleaned worse things than that kind of "soil," plus almost any mom would do anything to make their kids feel better, just saying.....
areyoukiddingme_fml 0
oh that's rich. that's so rich.
AliSama 17
Maybe if you name it Pinocchio it might become a real girl one day?
babydoll86_fml 0
Hahaha omg! That's awesome if it's true. But dude, why are you wanking into a sock?! Wtf? Hope you don't expect your mum to clean it for you!
godawgs313 0
wow....owned by your mom...so how does rock bottom feel?
MrJentipede 2
Your mother is the coolest ever.
jm88 0
Guys, you dont effin use the sock to wank. You just use it as a reciptical ...
nolubba1037 0
FAKE
Blaq 0
LLLLLOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love your Momz! She is awsome. Sucks to be you though,Buddy. Goodluck at the dinner table tonight!
wholeon 0
If you're old enough to wack it, you're old enough to do your own laundry. Which I hope was Mom's (somewhat passive-aggressive) point here.