Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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Jimboom 12
Be careful. She might have put hot sauce or something in there as an april fools joke and the face on it was all a distraction. Thats what I would do. :-P
ur_life_fails 0
#53 LOL Chilli Powder....wait for it...PWNED!!!
Ibeapirate 0
Your mom is a badass. That is just full of awesome.
dumbdumb 0
Your mother is prolly one of the coolest people ever. I hope you laughed when she said that. HAHAHAH I love it!
ammali 0
That is HILARIOUS. At least your mom didn't freak out or something... could have been worse, but still way embarrassing!
CinnamonSpider 0
Oh my GOD that is the greatest thing I have EVER HEARD EVER. Your mom wins everything ever. XD
audiogasmic 0
HAHAHAHAH YOUR MOM IS AWESOME.
ellebell 0
Bahahahaha your mom sounds freakin awesome....LOVE IT!!!
sizemattic 0
HAHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAH! That's awesome! Does your mom put the sock on your hand and wack you off?
laycee23 0
This is the greatest thing I've ever heard.
unseen_fml 0
hahahahahahaha by far the coolest mom ever