Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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Stainless 0
that is a funny mom XD
lolo527 0
LMFAO!!! Your mom is awesome!
tr1x_ 1
haha your mom's funny
louisianagrrrrl 0
haha wow your mom is kind of creepy...funny tho!
citruslatte 0
OUCH. hahahha. but ouch.
xOpheliacx 0
XDD this is the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Thank you so much for making my day. ahahaha.
alwaysloveashxx 0
I so want to be your friend.
marykateex3 0
...I guess you two won't be sock shopping together anytime soon. Your mom is amazing - new best friend :D This is one of the funniest FMLs on the site. Much better than, "They called me ugly. FML." ::continues to laugh hysterically::
rawr12 0
hahahahh your mom is hilarious
geekizoid 0
I LOVE YOUR MOM!