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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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f**kin' hilarious

LMFAO. Your mother's ******* amazing!

Your mom is awesome XDDD

idontsinkso34 0

Ownnnnned by Mama.

I would make sweet, sweet love to your mother.

you have an awesome mother with great sense of humor!!!!

hahaha dude, thats hilarious, your mom is awesome

effing hilarious. your mom is AWESOME! bahahaha!

ambisaurus 0

o wow that is disturbing

Tick_fml 0

all i can say is wow. That's great though lol.