Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
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bcopeland 0
there should be fingerprints on the note
lahp 0
at least they said sorry :) now you can put this behind you.... or so they will think! chase them with a shotgun! MWHAHAHA
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Comments (63)
LolitaGirl_fml 0
at least they said sorry :)
FmlAllDay123 0
take the note to the police, they can run prints and you can find he guy to press charges :)
Zero198209 0
LOL..........HA-HA-THATS FUNNY FU-C-KIN SHEET MOTHER FOKER!!! U TOTALLY DESEVED EVERY BIT OF IT AND MORE CUZ UR ON HERE WHINING ABOUT IT ...PUSSY....INSTEAD OF FINDING THE FREAK THAT DID THIS AND KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. GIVE ME YOUR ADRESS AND MAYBE THE NEXT TIME I HAVE THE ERGE ,,, I'LL COME OVER AND SHIT ON YOUR DOOR STEP..THEN LEAVE YOU A SYMPATHY CARD AND A BOX OF CANDY....LOL!!!!!
hotdawg 0
Yea its kinda funny but he doesnt deserve it you ahole.
mommmma 0
how does the OP deserve it? and how is he supposed to find him and kick his ass? he doesnt know who it is retard.
hurricanerebekah 0
awwww. ha ha ha. you're sooooooo hilarious. dumbass.
halleyroosan 8
Can we get some spell check on this post? And maybe a real sense of humor?
neon_shoes 0
Dude, how much do you want to bet that the person who wrote the note did infact go to the right house. He's just trying to throw you off gard. Oh and to the people saying now you have fingerprints and handwriting, they do have compueters and gloves nowadays. Although, they could still just trace the footprints, but police just don't care about anything now, it's pretty sad. So the case will probably never get solved.
andrewms 0
For those who are saying "how could the OP have heard the doorbell if nobody was there?" - you are retards; the OP meant that they heard the door and when answered, no one was at the doorstep except the note!
erdene96 1
Wow
iKlonoa 0
FYL. #36's unsucessful troll is unsucessful.
heartlessagony 0
That really sucks. Those jerks should've paid for repairs instead of leaving a note like that.
Arsenic_Cupcake 0
Wow... That is some luck... FYL.
silly_kate 0
whoever did that is my hero...........seriously, that's pretty bad ass! but FYL cos you had to clean the mess and all you got was 'my bad!'