Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
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bcopeland 0
there should be fingerprints on the note
lahp 0
at least they said sorry :) now you can put this behind you.... or so they will think! chase them with a shotgun! MWHAHAHA
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Comments (63)
loveyahun 0
Dude...when sumone eggs the wrong house, they aren't supposed to go back and apologize, they are supposed to laugh like hell and have fun
JessieDevil666 4
That definitely sucks, but at least they apologized. We got egged by our prick-shit drug dealing neighbor, but the cops couldn't arrest him for that and the other vandalism because one of us glimpsing his face wasn't enough. He just smirks when he sees us, I would prefer a random egging and an apology note
My2864 1
i wonder how you heard the bell ring when you werrent there.............,!,$4$)47:$3$:$4!$:$3@/ thats my reaction to it
glitterbabe224 0
I would run my ass off trying to catch that futher muckerr!
chappy5 0
18 love your picture
chavez09 3
lmao I can only imagine how that was wen u saw it
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
Lmao that's hilarious. I mean at least they apologized!
moomoomeow2 7
Atleast they apologized!
Jimster1712 0
935 idiots... seriously?
atishe24 9
FYL :/