Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
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bcopeland 0
there should be fingerprints on the note
lahp 0
at least they said sorry :) now you can put this behind you.... or so they will think! chase them with a shotgun! MWHAHAHA
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Comments (63)
shancus 0
Wtf? Opinionator? Dont u have something better to do
Brey1013 0
Today, i went out and spent a fortune on Bricks and Eggs, Only to attack the wrong house. How inconsiderate can some people be? i mean how dare they have a house that looks exactly like the one i wanted to egg?! FML
MagicMeds 0
Unclever troll is unclever.
wisefool83 0
Your neigbours borrowed money from loan sharks?
possesed0ne 0
lol win!
Gruffy 0
OMG, i would be SO pissed... get some prints or handwriting identification off that letter and get that asshole... FYL
missmasturah 0
Wow, how is it that people actually clicked "YDI"? It makes no sense at all how it's they're fault. OP, we feel you.
jess07 0
#26: No matter what, some people click YDI. It's weird. This is awful. I feel sorry for you, OP. Hope you found out who it was. :(
LolSarcasm 14
I can't believe is that somebody is actually dumb enough to vandalize the wrong house. I'm sure you could find out who did it. You defiantly did NOT deserve this.
zaknuttall 0
he meant nobody was at the door, not nobody was home
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
dude just be glad you dont live in canada in millwoods part of edmonton you would get firebombed by accident instead of that and get an appology for it belive me its happened before
null_fml 11
Another FML involving someone attacking the wrong car/pet/house? Again? Seriously?