Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
Today, I came home after just 3 weeks of being away. It seems like my pool now has its own mini-ecosystem. FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
Today, my family got harassed yet again by kids coming over wanting to use our pool. Ever since my parents and I moved in, it's been happening every single day, and then people accuse my parents and hating children when they say no. FML
Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24
Mi casa es su casa?
Trin_Tran 26
Time to call the police, OP .
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Comments (173)
Aspyr 10
You can probably fine them or involve the law if you had proof
TabooSushi 24
Oh hell no. There would be some police involvement if that were me in your situation... I'd also electrocute my pool the next time I leave home and not tell them. >:D
ironik69 31
It may just be time to consider a law from Texas. If you have a pool in your yard, you have to have a fence with a certain height and locking gates.
Whotevah 8
Sounds a little bit like the movie Hummingbird, without them being hobo's and anything
Milotiiic 9
I wa honestly thinking that too.
worldclassrager 41
Well it seems like whether you ask them or not they will watch your house
Hunterdagreat 7
I find that a lot in my backyard im 13 I go out to owe and I have an audience
Enslaved 38
I've come home to find the neighbourhood kids secretly jumping on my trampoline but they're just kids. You'd think an adult would know better then to trespass. My suggestion would be to start watering your grass and washing your cars using "their" garden hose. You know, since they feel you're close like that.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Hopefully the children didn't pee in your pool.
JullaBean 10
Umm I'd get a fence... Unless you have one.. Get an electric fence.
Cloureed 9
Electric fence plus pool is a veeery bad idea.
Siettadulce 21
Talk about getting too comfortable.