Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
Today, I came home after just 3 weeks of being away. It seems like my pool now has its own mini-ecosystem. FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
Today, my family got harassed yet again by kids coming over wanting to use our pool. Ever since my parents and I moved in, it's been happening every single day, and then people accuse my parents and hating children when they say no. FML
Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24
Mi casa es su casa?
Trin_Tran 26
Time to call the police, OP .
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Comments (173)
dark_angel4121 12
That's grounds for trespassing: you can sue.
SillyBeanie 8
I would be very mad if that happened to me. If something happened to the kids while in your pool you could end up in serious trouble, also trespassing and using things that are yours without permission is just rude. Even if you invited them over before it gives no right to use your stuff, I don't think you really need police especially if you are close to these neighbors but talking to them would be good also set up a security camera by the pool for the future so you know if anyone goes in without your consent (also helps if you do call the police or go to court for trespassing)!
MikeyLean 8
#WhitePeopleProblems
johbstonjacob 8
Call the cops
captainsmegma 12
"In cousin Eddie voice" we don't mean to impose.
fuggotmuggot 14
That's trespassing.
SuperMew 22
1- Get a spiked fence and s licked gate. 2- drain the pool before you leave.
Phoebe18 14
Draining the pool and then refilling when OP gets back from a holiday would take a lot of time and money. They are better off just putting a lock on the gate and getting a higher fence put in. Although OP shouldn't have to go to these lengths to stop trespassers, it's definitely the cheaper and better option rather than emptying and refilling the pool every time a holiday comes up.
WingedLovely27 20
If the neighbors have a pool, then you have a pool! :) But no seriously, call the cops for home invasion.
ohSNAPyall 27
Quit hoggin the neighborhood pool, OP!
joopjoop 19
I had that happen before too, there were 2 kids on my trampoline when I came home... I also went to a friends home to get something for him and I found 3 stoners in his camper, they were his friends but still he didn't want them there and was very angry