Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML
dannidoll93 tells us more.
OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D
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xJChristine 16
Say you accidentally took your girlfriends toothbrush :) Good luck!
xluciferx666 21
Tell him it's the ark of the covenent and if you show him spirits will melt his face off
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xJChristine 16
Say you accidentally took your girlfriends toothbrush :) Good luck!
xJChristine 16
Sorry I commented twice, FML app wasn't working properly
chuka81 27
No you didn't.
IsoMotionZ 2
why does this comment have so many dislikes
jakers8424 18
Say it's an electric toothbrush
MzZombicidal 36
OP literally already did that...
FalloutScrolls 25
Read the FML next time, maybe?
TrippingOnAcid 29
Guys, I think it's trying to make a joke
mrmcleod 29
Why are you so downvoted? I thought this was funny!
KingKralj 31
Your profile pic says otherwise :P
whitevenom 12
So what happened at your girlfriends place??
MzZombicidal 36
"Haha then what? ;)"
dannidoll93 24
This made me giggle. White boys texting, amiright?
aloneingarden 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why you had the vibrator in the first place?
thawny_fml 21
44 I'm not sure you understand how sexy time works between two females.
xluciferx666 21
Tell him it's the ark of the covenent and if you show him spirits will melt his face off
GuineaPig721 13
Sweet Indiana Jones reference, bro
deathshead 19
NERDS!!! Of course I got it too.....
ILikeKoalas 24
Why would you have a vibrator? Unless you're a girl
sofiery 9
you can get vibrators for both sexes. Why wouldn't you have one ;)
MzZombicidal 36
Because anyone can be into anything?
kyiomi 18
Vibrators are for everyone, hun. And even if OP is a girl, so what? Don't genderize things and definitely don't be homophobic. OP can use what (s)he wants for pleasure.
chuka81 27
I haven't heard of the vibrator for men. And how exactly would such a device be used!
doemetoch 28
There are many fun ways to use a vibrator, also if you're a heterosexual couple. You might want to expand your sexual horizons a bit if you genuinely didn't know that!
randomcritic 14
Because they are awesome, also couples use them together. There are plenty of specificity male vibrators on the market.
gichikku 14
Vibrators can definitely be used for men. They do have asses. Even some straight guys love it, it does not make them gay. Only being attracted to the same sex makes you gay.
ILikeKoalas 24
Okay, I didn't mean to offend. Im far from homophobic. It was literally a question, not a rhetorical one. I don't know anything about sex toys so I didn't know.
amanda182 19
Exactly #20 ! OP can deffinetly be a girl, it doesn't always have to be a guy as soon as "girlfriend" is mentioned.
darkmournings 12
i don't have one.
Goaliedude0724 12
Your an idiot
mrmcleod 29
Well you see #24. Male vibrators are just like female ones. They're phallic shaped and are inserted into the rectum.
TheGr8Penguino 0
They never said it was just for men. they were just confused. That's how the world is now. Jesus Christ, you got triggered.
TheGr8Penguino 0
Nobody said that it had to be a guy when there is girlfriend mentioned...
NozomiTojo 21
Just tell him you have pet bees.
manga_fml 15
I think OP and her girlfriend are both girls. Tell him it was your cell phone?
lexiale 10
Why did you have to state their genders? even if it were male and female they could still use vibrators
emisheah 17
If you read the follow up they are both girls
thatannoyingdude 19
He stated the gender simple because it's not a norm for a male to use a vibrator, which is why some people are a bit confused. Frankly, I also thought it was weird that a guy had a vibrator, but seeing how they are both girls it's a bit clearer now
TheGr8Penguino 0
It is extremely rare.
__coralbell 15
Am I the only one wondering about how he brushed his teeth if his toothbrush was at home??
Keiraquarium 12
*she, *her. OP says in her follow up comment that she'd already unpacked the toothbrush when her brother heard the vibrator
__coralbell 15
when I commented she didn't comment on it yet , hence why her comment is below mine
Keiraquarium 12
I know, just answering your question :)
xViiVD 3
i completely agree
xtna 9
Why did you spend the night somewhere and leave your toothbrush at home? gross.