Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML
dannidoll93 tells us more.
OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D
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xJChristine 16
Say you accidentally took your girlfriends toothbrush :) Good luck!
xluciferx666 21
Tell him it's the ark of the covenent and if you show him spirits will melt his face off
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dannidoll93 24
OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D
Driving_Gaming 22
Thank goodness, I absolutely hate it when my siblings won't stop asking me questions about things. Really gets on my nerves.
deathshead 19
#21 I agree my brother wont stop asking pointless questions, and I just found my class ring he hid on me a month ago.
sturschaedel 27
21, never have kids then. They stick to you like glue and ask even more. They are adorable (at least mine are), but imagine a 2-year-old and a 5-year-old standing around while you put on your underwear and ask why you are sometimes putting a "sticker" in your panties.
alice2lacy 16
BWAHAHAHAHAH I have a 2yr son and yeah bathroom peace? Forget about it. Monthly time or no they won't leave me alone, 90% of the time daddy has to come rescue me for a few minutes
Arwen_Evenstar 37
My parents managed to raise us without us following people into the bathroom. It's this magical thing called parenting! :)
subscript 15
Why do you have the vibrator?
chuka81 27
Um, to eat with. Just in case there is no spoon around.
Ichiya 29
Yeah since spooning is knife and all but sometime you just need to fork.
rabbi1010 29
why dont you have one, 23?
domolovesyoshi 33
Because OP is a girl.
Keiraquarium 12
23: It's quite simple really. Men can use vibrators and women can have girlfriends. Since OP's gender isn't specified, either could be the case here. Edit: OP's gender actually is specified in her follow-up comment. OP is a woman :)
pixierara 28
I don't see why people own them either, honestly I think they're kinda disgusting ?
Keiraquarium 12
54: Some people find it hard to ****** without a vibrator. Besides, they're fun! What's disgusting about them? You do wash them
MzZombicidal 36
It's a piece of plastic or rubber with a phallic shape, how's that disgusting?
SaniK 17
Whats in the bag?! What's in the bag!? -brad pit
hmanonfire 6
Great reference!
soulreaper12296 28
Tell him it was your phone.
phreaker913 21
uhhhh take the batteries out when you travel and you won't have that problem
IZkat 24
Not all vibrators have removable batteries. Maybe try putting it in a box.
bulletsinthewind 21
Maybe try telling him you have another one?
kitty_kat14 7
tell him its your razor
worldclassrager 41
This all depends on how little your brother is...
guitarshredder19 7
Say it's a back massager
makeen4 10
Lots of homosexuals in the latest. The world is going to hell
Keiraquarium 12
If the world is going to hell it's because of nasty, closed minded people such as yourself :)