Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML
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OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D
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xJChristine 16
Say you accidentally took your girlfriends toothbrush :) Good luck!
xluciferx666 21
Tell him it's the ark of the covenent and if you show him spirits will melt his face off
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KittyHawkMarch 29
It's your back up toothbrush!
yukahnn 10
say a ass wooping if ya keep pushing
HannahMariah249 7
My little brother found my ex girlfriends bra and underwear wrapped around a vibrator in a gift bag and he ran around the house with it and my mom thought it was my sisters (:
gatorgirl7563 22
1) Go to store. 2) Buy second electric toothbrush. (Keep receipt.) 3) Carefully remove from box. 4) Put in suitcase. 5) Finally, allow bro to see what's vibrating inside it. OR Let him sneak a peak on his own. 6) Carefully put toothbrush back into accompanying packaging and box. 7) Return unused toothbrush using receipt for full refund. 8) Congrats, you made someone's day because they will now get an awesome deal on an unused electric toothbrush. Possible Step 5.5) Scream at him for ruining your surprise and tell him (for ____) and now you have to return brush to store. Other possibilities: Get handheld massager for some other body part and show him that.
rinzlerkitty94 31
You're supposed to take the batteries out when you aren't using it.