Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML
dannidoll93 tells us more.
OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D
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xJChristine 16
Say you accidentally took your girlfriends toothbrush :) Good luck!
xluciferx666 21
Tell him it's the ark of the covenent and if you show him spirits will melt his face off
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Comments (89)
Goblin182 27
Show it to him. It will be the last question he ever asks you.
Lars93 18
wait. you ********** in front/ in the same room as her ? or are you in a lesbian relationship ?
Arwen_Evenstar 37
They are, but there's really no reason a straight couple can't ********** in front of one another, together, or use a vibrator during sex. I know, shocking.
LyricaSilvan 30
Why on earth would you take something like that with you...? That's asking for trouble.
Keiraquarium 12
OP and her girlfriend probably used it together. Vibrators can be fun for couples!
pandor_fml 24
I've also had to learn the hard way: always ALWAYS take out the batteries during travel!
arrowgold 19
Gotta love little brothers. :)
tiannaaaj 1
Uhhh ohh! Lol
ariasmake1 9
Tell him to mind his own ******* business!
IcyDarcy 10
I'd have told him, "Yeah, I bought another electric toothbrush when we shopping 'cause it was on sale." No more problem.
annoyedperson 25
what's a vibrator
BloodyGlass 10
"None of your ******* business, piss off."