Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. Five minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog had shat in the exact same spot, apparently to make me look stupid. FML
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
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ozpunker 20
You should give your husband the "You're sleeping in the couch tonight" face.
cb1002630 11
This is me giving you the "yell at your inconsiderate husband" face. >=|
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Comments (53)
Warmonger_Smurf 29
You should stick his nose in it, and swat him with a rolled up newspaper. Your husband that is.
skyeyez9 25
Poor dog. She relies on her owners to let her outside to potty, and your lazy husband ignored your poor dog till she couldn't help but poop inside.
VeganVampyre 27
And for most dogs, going in the house is very upsetting and stressful for them because they know they're not supposed to; that is just as mean a thing to make them suffer as not letting them out when they need to go.
Kk_Waylen24 21
He couldn't take 3 minutes to let the dog out?
Cowgirl1293 26
Nah, you need to give your Hubby the "your not sleeping on the couch, but outside in the dog house" face.
ashjo 12
Make him clean it up, your husband that is... Or pick it up with a bag and put it on his lap (if he's sitting down.
Ameel_fml 19
Ugh. My parents were like that. My dog used to knock on the door when she needed to pee, and instead of letting her out, they'd either ignore her or tell me to take her outside. Like, is it so hard to stand up and walk into the next room to open a door? :(
artyler 3
You get what you tolerate.
SammiixSue 13
Sounds like your husband will be cleaning up dog shit and sleeping on the couch tonight.
SweetLuna 10
1, you changing your shoes could of waited and 2, make your man do it.
kyu_Q 19
@47 I don't usually wear heels but the seem hard to balance in. If its a big dog like a German Shepard perhaps, walk him/ her in meets would be a bad idea.
kazmie 8
I think you should treat your husband like most people treat a bad dog and show him what he did wrong (I.e. put the bag with the shit in it in his face) and beat him with a rolled up newspaper.