Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, I was awoken by my grandparents making love, as they shook the camper in which my cousin and I were sleeping. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, while camping alone in an isolated area, I was woken up at 3 a.m. by a fellow camper, who then offered me a crayfish and a romantic beach walk as a way of flirtation. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
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crazyhobo 0
you should charge them for using your camper.
Katylolo 0
Oooh, nasty. :P Next time lock it up when you leave. Ooooooor leave a camcorder running; I'm sure the viewers at Youporn would love your candid footage! Revenge is a dish best served...nekkid? :P :D
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Comments (116)
aridawn 0
Maybe people go camping alone so they don't have to deal with people who are dicks to them. Sometimes you want to get away from EVERYBODY...because people suck...and the last thing I'd want is a pair of skeeves doing the nasty in my trailer.
member0987654321 0
#7 LOL!
FrostyNorth 0
This is why you never go camping without a gun.
NatsaPanda 0
I would have bust up in there like the po-lice shouting shit like "FREEZE! WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THERE. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEADS! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE ..." etc. etc. etc. And then laugh maniacally when they rush out nekkid. Then I'd jump in the trailer/truck/motorhome/whatever and drive off. Preferably with their clothes inside.
scarlett_fml 0
Did you not lock it? I would have walked in and ask if they needed a hand...
Shadic 0
That's what locks are for.
nicolee08 0
Hahaha I wish I would have thought of that. Tent sex isn't hardly worth it.
TheNameless_fml 0
It's called a lock. Use it. You completely deserved this one.
Pacifica_fml 0
Who goes camping alone...
Warkweh 0
1. Video record 2. Upload to internet 3. ??? 4. Profit!