Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, I was awoken by my grandparents making love, as they shook the camper in which my cousin and I were sleeping. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, while camping alone in an isolated area, I was woken up at 3 a.m. by a fellow camper, who then offered me a crayfish and a romantic beach walk as a way of flirtation. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
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crazyhobo 0
you should charge them for using your camper.
Katylolo 0
Oooh, nasty. :P Next time lock it up when you leave. Ooooooor leave a camcorder running; I'm sure the viewers at Youporn would love your candid footage! Revenge is a dish best served...nekkid? :P :D
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Comments (116)
Ole_Stinker 0
That's when you run in with a broom, yelling like an Irish grandmother, and drive them out before they can get dressed.
kapay 0
Lock 'em in and make 'em beg.
skladek 0
Still can't get past the whole "I went camping alone" part.
zebendyone 0
Yeah, I would go with #22. xD I would run in and throw shit at them. That's trespassing, bitches. I'd probably just react the same way as if I thought there was someone robbing me. srsly, lock your door. o.O Even if no other people were around, bears and raccoons and things like that can get in.
geeknik 3
Did you join in?
TheCaptain22 0
You should have busted in naked holding a knife or a large stick and say in a deep voice, "I've been waiting for you."
lovexsongs 0
lmao @ #18
Kamicase 0
1. Stay outside, let them finish and then let it look like you just approached so they won't feel stupid. 2. Walk in and be like: WTF? and throw 'em out. 3. Ask if you could join (hoping tht at least one of them is a girl and that she's hot) Your choice. : D
Orchard 33
Definitely choice number 2. But I want to know more! How did this story really end?! The world may never know...
littlec_fml 0
dude lock the freakin door
fcbarcafan19 0
you should have cockblocked them hahhahaha