Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, I was awoken by my grandparents making love, as they shook the camper in which my cousin and I were sleeping. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, while camping alone in an isolated area, I was woken up at 3 a.m. by a fellow camper, who then offered me a crayfish and a romantic beach walk as a way of flirtation. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
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crazyhobo 0
you should charge them for using your camper.
Katylolo 0
Oooh, nasty. :P Next time lock it up when you leave. Ooooooor leave a camcorder running; I'm sure the viewers at Youporn would love your candid footage! Revenge is a dish best served...nekkid? :P :D
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Comments (116)
harliedog 0
no life camping alone? you should of joined in!
leyash 0
Why would you camp by yourself? That doesn't even begin to sound appealing
adenrw354 0
Dude i would have kicked some ass
laxfan05 0
that's why you don't live in a trailor
Stay_beautiful 0
#68, the OP doesn't live in a *trailer* they were camping, you dumb shit! fml needs a follow up site so we can find out how they reacted, because now I'm very intrigued. I think I would have barged in and just stood there, looking at them awkwardly..then not let them leave with their clothes so they look like fools in front of the whole park.
playful2088 0
yeah f your life... not because some weirdos were humping in your trailer but because you were camping alone..... why?
mylifesucks356 0
why didn't you lock it when you left?
kirbyviper93 0
See, at that point, you shoulda just knocked on the door and gone "excuse me? You're in my camper."
kirbyviper93 0
See, at that point you shoulda just knocked on the door and said, "Excuse me? You're kindof in my camper." And to everyone who's making such a big deal about him camping alone, don't. There are many reasons why one would go camping alone, such as escaping the world, clearing his head, or just because he likes to go camping. Give him a break.
bwbabe09 0
that's kinda gross.