Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
Today, I was awoken by my grandparents making love, as they shook the camper in which my cousin and I were sleeping. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, while camping alone in an isolated area, I was woken up at 3 a.m. by a fellow camper, who then offered me a crayfish and a romantic beach walk as a way of flirtation. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
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crazyhobo 0
you should charge them for using your camper.
Katylolo 0
Oooh, nasty. :P Next time lock it up when you leave. Ooooooor leave a camcorder running; I'm sure the viewers at Youporn would love your candid footage! Revenge is a dish best served...nekkid? :P :D
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Comments (116)
krazyguamgurl671 0
lmao i hope you changed the sheets in there and had it detailed cuz ewwwwwww hahahahaha shoulda charged them too...
Somebody52 0
What. The. ****.
jisatsu 0
I would like to add another FML for you, just for the fact you was camping alone
gummibehrs 4
I'd like to give you an FML because you apparently have no knowledge of proper grammar.
LoneHowler 0
I would have blocked the door with a log or something and called the rangers if cops weren't available
EmilyDawnx92 0
Why would you camping alone in the first place?
pete_skates_well 0
dude ur life dosnt suck cuz strangers had sex in ur camper lol
ThaMC 0
1. run in with a bullwhip and whip them until they bleed. 2. take a knife and cut up their clothes 3. drive of and swear at them 4. buy a new camper
Ghado 1
3-way
wizard0ne0 0
If it Happened to me I would have decided to lock the door unchuck everything and drive 100 miles an a given direction unlocked the tailor and let them out. then just drive away.
smashgrab 0
#88 WIN!!! Teach those tards to stay the hell outta my camper!
crushingpeanuts 0
I think the XML should be you going camping by yourself.. get some friends