Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
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Rainhawk94 27
Maybe it was female tennis.
SmuggletheBudgie 15
He just wants his own white wedding.
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Comments (83)
Djasso18 15
why would he answer the phone!!!! /. lol
kasmol 16
How do you know he was watching "****"? Going by sound alone, he might have had Cinemax on. Now, if he was jerkin the gherkin while talking to you, you have an issue. Otherwise, if you're old enough to be getting married, your old enough to accept him and his faux pas.
kasmol 16
You're conversation didn't go like this I hope. "So, Julie is going to be a bridesmaid now? She's the blond one, right? The one you said...oh...was a **** in ....uh huh...Florida on spring break?"
awkwardloveannie 28
he could've hung up.. maybe he was close to finishing to close to stop on your account
Brittface 6
Hey at least your dad doesn't record them on the dvr where everyone can see,like mine does
Rainhawk94 27
Too much info
liaRawr 9
That's grim
lininnes 6
Or it could be live... was ur dad breathing heavily on the phone??
Ki11erC 18
I can think of so many tv shows that would sound like that without actually being what you think. Quite possibly why he didnt pause.
awesomeguy1234 4
why are you so sure it was ****? couldn't he have been doing the real thing?
rillusion 1
natty you just basically phone bone with your dad unknowingly lol... and u did even kno