Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
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Top comments
Rainhawk94 27
Maybe it was female tennis.
SmuggletheBudgie 15
He just wants his own white wedding.
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Comments (83)
siberianhamster 17
Hey, dad's gotta fap sometime...
perdix 31
I hope you didn't expect him to write anything down. I believe he had his hands full ;) She should probably hang up and call back in 5 minutes.
SmuggletheBudgie 15
He might be apt at multi tasking though ;)
graceinsheepwear 34
It is not for a daughter to know how full his hands might have been...
Chris93Jones 20
it is now that it's on here.
RedPillSucks 33
He just wanted you to know what to expect on your wedding night.
rich443 22
could have been worst you could have heard him still working it
sarcasticlover 30
awkwaaard!!!!
aaditmshah 12
Women cry to grieve. Men watch ****. He must be feeling really depressed that his little girl will be leaving him.
IAmMe204 25
I hate to point this out but are you sure it wasn't your mom or another woman???
ThatsMyPie 20
It wasn't a porno. ;)
Gho5tk3y 17
How can he pause the porno when both his hands are busy?
worldclassrager 41
Hope he blocked it out and understood...maybe later refresh his memory...later...