Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ghosted me when he learned I was pregnant, I stormed to his house to tell his wife about us to get back at him. Turns out he gave me a fake address, because the cops were called on me after I screamed at some random woman who lived there. FML
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Sandsh8rk 36
I hope he's your ex-boyfriend now. If he decides to ditch you with the baby then try to get him to pay child support.
Earths_Venus 25
That's ok, you're a strong independent (insert race here) woman who don't need no man! *Insert finger snaps*
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Comments (147)
Alextricity 3
I'm sorry that he won't be there and it's his loss but maybe you should've told him in person and talked through this. I'm assuming this was unplanned but go by the doctor if you haven't for sure and I wish you and the baby good luck!
DontClickOnMe 28
If anything, you should've tried to do it in person. That still doesn't mean that what he did was okay though. I'm sorry and I hope you find out where he went.
meggieeeee92 27
This was my exact thought! If you find out that you're pregnant, I don't get why you wouldn't do it in person instead of over the phone.
cjwayy 22
An issue of convenience, maybe? But we don't know OP's whole story so who knows. All that's important is that her (ex?) boyfriend is a major garbage fire of a human being.
nix1993 41
I agree #18, while his reaction was completely unforgivable and beyond cowardly, it's hardly ideal to tell someone that they are going to be a father over the phone.
Brandi_Faith 34
Although she should have told him in person, I can understand if a girl finds out and is so excited or surprised she calls him to tell him because she hasn't fully thought through that this is a conversation to have in person. Perhaps it was more of a reaction without thinking. Sometimes the surprise or shock keeps people from thinking properly.
Lil_Red777 21
When I found out I was pregnant my boyfriend was out of town and I wanted him to be aware asap so I called him, maybe that was OP's way of thinking? That she just wanted him to know right then.
gracehi 33
Or maybe they're too far away from one another to make a face-to-face conversation possible.
Respect101 17
*Plot Twist* OP is a crazy girlfriend and the boyfriend is only with her because crazy girls are the best in bed. Until an accident like this happens...
christian1509 21
Wow, what an ass. I hope you find a way to work things out, but in my opinion you're better off without someone who bails at the first sign of commitment
Kn0wledge123 21
Wow. Smfh ****** deadbeats. This is the type you put on child support. Hope you find the asshat
sean0930 11
Sorry OP but if he's that much of a loser, you don't need him anyway
NewfromTBT 2
Why didnt you do it in person? Oh well. Abortion time!
Dreamsorrow93 24
Eh. Abortion?
SandyBella 17
Hang in there OP. Your boyfriend will come to his senses soon. (Maybe) Hope all goes well.
marcranger 29
OP, whatever you choose to do about the pregnancy, I hope you find the support you need. Frankly, I'd say you dodged a bullet.
AFaye3964 17
He's not worthy of being a dad, Since he did that you could find someone that will love you && your baby. Hang in there!