Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ghosted me when he learned I was pregnant, I stormed to his house to tell his wife about us to get back at him. Turns out he gave me a fake address, because the cops were called on me after I screamed at some random woman who lived there. FML
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Top comments
Sandsh8rk 36
I hope he's your ex-boyfriend now. If he decides to ditch you with the baby then try to get him to pay child support.
Earths_Venus 25
That's ok, you're a strong independent (insert race here) woman who don't need no man! *Insert finger snaps*
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Comments (147)
Imareth 10
That was a pretty lousy reaction, but it was also a pretty lousy way to tell him. Perhaps try talking in person.
sdroze1389 31
that's why you never do it over the phone, ambush is the standard practice for maximum efficiency.
sexual_girl 15
For those saying she should have told him in person, it may be that they lived too far away from each other for her to do it in person. Even if she had, he still could have told her to leave saying he "needed time to think" then skipped town anyways. And OP, the birth control & condom combo is quite effective for next time :) Good luck with your pregnancy!
alyoopz 10
Ouch, some boys never grow up
doumtabarnack 12
I'm sorry but why did you call him to say that?? It's the kind of thing I'd want my GF to tell me in the face.
tigerisabelle 31
it's simple we kill the asshole or cut his balls off your choice
Marie54321 19
Yeah because those are two way more rational choices than just filing for child support...
Sigilwen 24
Well if she did one of those two things she wouldn't need child support. She would be in prison.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Well... Time to get ready to make some calls and fill out paper work for child support.
Dumbledora 9
That is why you don't drop bombs like that over the phone. If you do it in person, you can make sure he can't just ignore you or run away. To a point, anyways. Sorry that your boyfriend is an immature dickface. Maybe you'll get lucky and find a REAL man who's willing to help you raise a family.
Sigilwen 24
Nothing would keep him from running as soon she left though.
justjeffo7 14
You can file a lawsuit against him or his family, OP. The judge will most likely make him pay child support for impreganating you and not helping. Also, best of luck to you and your baby, OP!
Sigilwen 24
Why file a lawsuit against his family? Not their fault their sons a loser.
whatalowblow 4
be careful with who you let Inside you...just cause he's cute don't mean he's a keeper!