Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ghosted me when he learned I was pregnant, I stormed to his house to tell his wife about us to get back at him. Turns out he gave me a fake address, because the cops were called on me after I screamed at some random woman who lived there. FML
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Top comments
Sandsh8rk 36
I hope he's your ex-boyfriend now. If he decides to ditch you with the baby then try to get him to pay child support.
Earths_Venus 25
That's ok, you're a strong independent (insert race here) woman who don't need no man! *Insert finger snaps*
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Comments (147)
fuckercakes 21
Wait wait, you CALLED your boyfriend to tell him you're pregnant?!
brians3395 4
you should just have an abortion
slackerjoe 22
that's why children should wait to have sex till they are ready for children, or disease. whichever comes first without condoms.
Erery 16
We all wish you the best of luck with raising your baby, you'll be great..... Definitely make him pay child support, he doesn't deserve any woman. Stay strong.
LunarServant 10
I fell bad for the baby. It has asshole of a dad
crashk13 12
Ever heard of protection?
KayleeFrye 39
Has anyone ever told you that protection is not 100% guaranteed?
nicoletaylor1995 5
You probably should've told him in person..that doesn't really seem like something to talk to someone about over the phone
GanJwAR15 3
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! LMFAO!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for not using protection. I hope you're not one of those immature, irresponsible teenage girls who gets knocked up and winds up living off our tax money because you and your boyfriend didn't think of the ancient rule of "no glove, no love."
KayleeFrye 39
Who says they didn't use protection? Birth control is not 100%, you know!
dDailydDosage 8
You made two fatal errors: 1.) you told him over the phone. Important news like that should be done in person. 2.) your choice of boyfriend. Luckily for you and your baby, he is no longer in the picture. Single parenting is hard but it has been done successfully. And one day, who knows, you may find the right guy to fill in the daddy shoes. I'm wishing the best of luck to you and your baby ! :)