Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ghosted me when he learned I was pregnant, I stormed to his house to tell his wife about us to get back at him. Turns out he gave me a fake address, because the cops were called on me after I screamed at some random woman who lived there. FML
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Top comments
Sandsh8rk 36
I hope he's your ex-boyfriend now. If he decides to ditch you with the baby then try to get him to pay child support.
Earths_Venus 25
That's ok, you're a strong independent (insert race here) woman who don't need no man! *Insert finger snaps*
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Comments (147)
HarleyQuinn1996 8
If he skipped town, then he didn't deserve to be the father of your child, my dad may have been zig zagging throughout my entire life, but at least he was there and tried to help whenever he could. Chin up OP, and know that if he left, you're probably better off without him
clarinetgirl1995 4
You told him over the phone?
amisenho 11
Just watch. He'll magically show up when the child turns 18 and he wants to bum some cash or "catching-up sympathy time" off of him/her by playing the, "But I'm your father," trump card. It happened to me with my dad; I wouldn't be surprised if this happens to your kid, too, if this is what the father is doing.
hannah_cheers 30
I hate how guys do that. I mean if I were a guy and I got a girl pregnant, I'd support her. It's very irresponsible to run from the problem. Some guys are just assholes.
InTheMagic 3
Maybe it needs to sink in properly congrats
Lucifer42582 4
NEVER TELL AN IDIOT YOUR PREGNANT UNTIL YOU HAVE ALL HIS VITAL INFO, LIKE HIS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. DUH!
Young_43 2
he's was probably black
Axel5238 29
I feel bad for the guy and the OP. A child is a lot to handle especially if it is unplanned and he may not be finically able to support a kid. If the OP does decide to have the baby she could put him in a situation that could ruin his life and force him to pay for the child whether he can afford it or not.
TogeBara 12
That's what happens when you can't keep it in your pants. Think about your actions before you make them so this doesn't happen people. There is no excuse to skirt responsibility just because you wanted a lay.
Axel5238 29
True, but the choice whether or not she wants to keep the baby is hers no matter what the bf thinks she could force him into it. Plus we don't even know if the OP is stable enough money wise to have a kid. Lots of people have kids whether or not they can take care of them
tarbaby6193 6
That's why you say news like that face to face
Macherni 5
Went and chased another one away, did you?