Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
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Top comments
emeraldarcher74 30
Next time he wants something, do a fake-snore.
zinoxity 23
I'm sorry, I laughed way harder at that then I should have. Not because it happened, but because your boyfriend thought you'd actually buy it. I don't know if he has a reason behind it from past experiences or if he's just a jerk, but that honestly sucks, OP. I hope you feel better!
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Comments (91)
Im_Elfie 11
You should have let him go down on you first, then laugh at him
sweetpotato301 7
He probably would've noticed before he started... and of she was wearing a tampon or cup then it wouldn't have made a difference anyway
Arkham_Callabero 15
Why does this have over 1000 ydi? As if it's OP's fault for being a woman
spirithound 13
Yeah well science says PMS doesn't actually exist, so if you don't want to be avoided for a couple days a month, try actually not being a bitch.
hardcorefan16 22
Why are guys so scared of periods?
Phats 10
some guys...
gsagunner 5
coming from a guy, thats messed up. eating food, cuddling, and whatching movies are what its about man.
Penguini 16
on the bright side, you aren't pregnant :D
Jonjon554 16
put out more
Ceraphin_fml 1
He needs some milk
JackFaire 27
Dump him. If the only thing you two have in common is sexual attraction the relationship won't last. Why waste your time on someone like that.
kutkutkut 8
cmon dont love your guy only once a month.