Kid
United Kingdom
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sharpie2792
United States
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
DocShadow
New York, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
hopelesscollegechick
Alexander City, United States
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Anonymous
Saint Peters, United States
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
damnedbydurberg
United States
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
475pies
United States
Same shit, different year
Today, me and my friend were walking down our school hallway, only to be pushed down by the bully group. I got up and smacked them in the face with my lunchbox. I then got ISS. Middle school sucks. FML
Anonymous
Hampton, United States
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Anonymous
Etobicoke, Canada
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
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mshafty 0
What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.
omgxwtfxheather 2
lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends
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mshafty 0
What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Since we're on this topic... Q - What is the difference between the OP and a mallard with a cold? A - One's a sick duck... I don't remember the rest of the joke, but the OP mom's a *****.
CallMeHush 1
BSR, good one! I only hope that I can remember it.
Diannaa 0
Lol where did you get this joke? It sounds familiar..
simonsaysYDI 8
SNL Sean Connery >__> Best skits ever
mshafty 0
"Name a sound a dog makes, Mr. Connery" "Moo." "No." "Thats the sound your mother made last night, Trebek!" "That is the wrong answer. Bark, or ruff, would've been accepted." "Rough. Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek!"
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"And let's take a look at Sean Connery's answer. It looks like half of a picture of me and a horse. And let me take a peek at what he wagered. (leans over the podium) Yeah, as I thought. It's a drawn picture of a horse having sex with me." "Oh c'mon, Trebek. Let the people see my work! It's a masterpiece!"
zydr8 0
Lmfao!
Angeledice 0
I hope the next time it will be you getting bullied by someone else. Cause hey, then you still have someone to talk to, you ass!
Unlimitedv 0
did it work?
jonathangt21 0
loser
aznmen 0
meanny
bassguitar19 1
loser!!!
blankettt 0
Next time, maybe you should just try "...Hi."
alex_vik 1
I think there's a reason no one talks to you.
QueenDani 0
idk wat to feel for you... sad that you don't have n.e friends?.... or annoyed that you bullied a damn kid?
KurouTenshi 0
this just goes to show all bullies stem from some sort of social problem. YDI it, asshole.