Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Same shit, different year
Today, me and my friend were walking down our school hallway, only to be pushed down by the bully group. I got up and smacked them in the face with my lunchbox. I then got ISS. Middle school sucks. FML
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Top comments
mshafty 0
What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.
omgxwtfxheather 2
lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends
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Comments (349)
omgwtffmmfl 0
ydi douchebag
Mr_Saikaly 35
this is an FML for the Kid and not for u asshole
paran01d_andr01d 0
sad....
CallMeHush 1
You could have tried to be nice to the person you bullied, they might have talked to you. Why would you want to be seen talking to some little dweeb though right?
louie111887 0
man your such an asshole.
louie111887 0
btw u kidding me ?! are you like in 8th grade or something. you really are a dick wow
txdiva 0
Ur a lame ass loser!!! Why wouldn't u just go make friends with the kid?!!
ndiesal 0
And you wonder why nobody talks to you
cuttz911 3
Dude, you this is BULLSHIT. You didn't bully anyone. You made that shit up so people on here would think you're cool, but it backfired and made you look like a pussy. You probably got your ass bullyed and needed a self esteem boost!! FYL for being you!!
dpsceo 0
agreed.
chandlerthedog 0
karma is a bitch, bitch..... what goes around, comes around.....
heypeoplezzz 0
OMG!!! Don't bully anyone or I'll come down and **** your **** to **** ****!!!!!! You ****.
deviable 9
until you have to ***** sideways!