Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Same shit, different year
Today, me and my friend were walking down our school hallway, only to be pushed down by the bully group. I got up and smacked them in the face with my lunchbox. I then got ISS. Middle school sucks. FML
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Top comments
mshafty 0
What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.
omgxwtfxheather 2
lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends
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Comments (349)
ipwnallmen 10
what exactly did you do? whatever it was, im sure you dont have any friends. if was anything like pushing, shoving, harrassment, cops r gonna come a knockin you up! who voted FYL? yeah fyl for having being such a cowardly loser..... get therapy and get a hobby....>>''
silversea19 0
that's horrible. OP, you disgust me. I get bullied by people in my class and I hate it. i finally found friends but I hate my year and class for what they did. all my friends are in lower sixth or 5 group (year 11). bullies are insecure and your just another example.
Myz_Blazette 0
Your lame.
rockstatic 0
**** you. No excuse. Go to the kid and apologize.
Sue21 0
Idiot.
Spongii101 12
You are a sick sick person. Bullying is totally wrong. In ANY circumstances.
trilla14 0
Join band or something. pushing a kid doesn't make u popular.
thoughtcrimeno1 0
get a runescape account and beat some dudes there. or slay some trees. you'll still be a loser but without the risk of retaliation from the victims.
kristina2987 0
You better stop while you're ahead or this kid will be the one kicking your ass.
tyrellaraven 0
wow your a fucktard