Today, me and my friend were walking down our school hallway, only to be pushed down by the bully group. I got up and smacked them in the face with my lunchbox. I then got ISS. Middle school sucks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
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JasonThorn 23
I don't know what "ISS" means. Is that like detention?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You must attend the same middle school I did. They always punished the victims who stood up for themselves and let the bullies - who were always the popular brats - get away with everything.
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JasonThorn 23
I don't know what "ISS" means. Is that like detention?
whitechick305 20
I think it’s Indoor Suspension.
Yudith 28
That would be IS. Could it be Indoor Suspension with Straps? Or was he sent to the International Space Station?
alexwagner21 25
In School Suspension
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You must attend the same middle school I did. They always punished the victims who stood up for themselves and let the bullies - who were always the popular brats - get away with everything.
tiptoppc 21
I got expelled for swinging a book bag full of books at mine in high school when he stole my crutches and hit me over the head with them, right in front of the gym teacher and teachers assistant. They were laughing watching the kid hit me until the book-bag left a welt on the side of his face. I’m still bitter and hate the school district and that was in 2001. Just fight back and make the most of it. After I did what I did, I stopped getting messed with. Years later i found the kid was killed during a road rage incident where he got run over by a car he kept trying to fight the owner in.