Kid
United Kingdom
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sharpie2792
United States
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
DocShadow
New York, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
hopelesscollegechick
Alexander City, United States
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Anonymous
Saint Peters, United States
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
damnedbydurberg
United States
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
475pies
United States
Same shit, different year
Today, me and my friend were walking down our school hallway, only to be pushed down by the bully group. I got up and smacked them in the face with my lunchbox. I then got ISS. Middle school sucks. FML
Anonymous
Hampton, United States
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Anonymous
Etobicoke, Canada
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Top comments
mshafty 0
What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.
omgxwtfxheather 2
lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends
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Comments (349)
plokijuhygzxcvbn 0
Wow. You are a complete and utter arsehole. please take some time to think about this from the poor other kid's perspective. Now think about who this is really an FML for?
Spewki 3
Today, I approached and talked to someone, just so someone would talk to me... You don't need to be an asshole to make friends, unless you've got a SERIOUSLY abrasive/annoying personality.
Roll_with_it 0
Lmao, some people get way too angry about this sort of stuff. Methinks one to many FML users were bullied in school leading to this current complex. But OP i'll say FYL, but your also an ass. Just put yourself into a situation were other people want to talk to you, group works, charity etc...
zydr8 0
Who hasn't been the victim of a bully at some point or other?
Kronex_fml 0
loser you really are desperate life failure
fyrelynx 0
bullies like you are the reason that nobody talks to you.
guy3o3 0
unnecessary
C2Ultima 0
uncool friendo.
urielxxx 0
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iiazndorkii 4
jack ass.
maph3rs 0
wanker! hope you hang yourself you pathetic ****!!