Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 10 years has a beloved wife and a gun. I never even knew he was married or that he packed heat; others outed him. His response is not one of remorse but of self-righteousness and being outright mean to me, especially fun given my dad just died, and my uncaring mom attacks me for not supporting genocide. FML
Today, my boyfriend crossed a line with his bullshit "jokes". At dinner, he once again annoyed my dad by insisting that the "AR" in "AR-15" means "assault rifle". My dad is an NRA gun nut, so he finally blew up and told him that he was going to "AR his nuts if he didn't quit fucking with him." FML
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PrincessCastiel 27
It's nerf or nothing
obelisk_43055 6
He seems immature
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Comments (98)
CrystalFelix 13
Marry Him ;) how fun ,marriage will be with a nerf gun! haha
JoseIsAdork 31
she used to be an adventurer until she took a nerf gun dart to the face.
russfml 31
He'll come to you when he's ready. It's hard to say when we know nothing like how long you been together and if you even live together and what not
rp713 4
You have your answer, I hope you already are very far away from that jerk
hasabo 12
So it's a yes
FilbertMoo 11
Probably just nervous, but he still could've reacted better
False_Stupidity 42
He must already have eNERF on his plate without worrying about finding that perfect ring then getting married.
TopHatNinja68 6
Avoiding the subject smart way to do it
IXChaosDragonXI 13
He's not ready to talk about it. I laugh at awkward things when I'm not ready to face them. Just back off.
Dellipop 12
My fiancé always turned childish when I use to talk about marriage. Or just got frustrated at me... Then he proposed. He said every time I brought it up it delayed him asking me as he wanted it to be 'his own idea' because he wanted to and not me telling him to (even tho I didn't actual tell him to). We did however talk about our future plans and new where we were heading together. So hold tight!!..: my partner had the ring for 1 year before actually proposing! If only I shut up!!
Slightly_Flawed 5
I would find that a bit controlling. Why should it have to be his own idea? Shouldn't it be something you come to together?