Love: Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend....

By CatLady - 06/01/2014 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

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Monday 6 January 2014 23:13

It's nerf or nothing

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He seems immature

Comments

synsam 4

Tuesday 7 January 2014 2:48

that'll learn ya.

animalxcrackers 20

Tuesday 7 January 2014 2:58

The direction I vote depends on how long OP and her boyfriend have been together...

SamanthaaNicolee 18

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:08

Is he 12 -.-

enix82 5

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:25

Laugh it off, what's life without some fun :)

jloko16 11

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:43

Now when he proposes to you someday, you should shoot him with a nerf gun and laugh.

exo_xoxo_fml 4

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:46

Real mature ばか (idiot)

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:52

It's a hint from god,next!

mxij 13

Tuesday 7 January 2014 5:23

Nerf gun? He's either an extreme hipster or 13.

kakakarotcake 17

Tuesday 7 January 2014 6:09

He's either not ready to talk about it or he doesn't believe in marriage

an3ph 20

Tuesday 7 January 2014 7:53

You're dating a child, not a man. Don't tell me you can't figure this out.

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