Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
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fifi125 21
Superglue them all shut and then see how much she needs you!
Steve95401 49
She will also miss your ability to reach things on the top shelf.
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Comments (119)
gman422011 4
You made the right choice.
Ted_brosby 4
She seems funny to me. But she obviously didn't care.
darlinguwillbok 7
What a bitch. You'll find someone who appreciates you. Props to you for doing yourself the favor of leaving her; that's hard for a lot of people to do
myanichole 22
Sounds more like you guys need to talk it out...
Deku_Cutie 12
see? you're appreciated
anabanana101 15
Good thing you broke up with her, she sounds like a bitch.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm only voting YLS because OP doesn't seem to have a sense of humor. And without humor, life does indeed suck.
Nealah 12
Good for you for getting out of that relationship. Don't worry, you'll find someone that appreciates and respects you. :)
buckdharma 38
Looks like she's not going to miss the screwing, as well as the unscrewing.
interesting33 37
I think that really sucks OP, in fairness to the gf though, she may not have seen it coming and might have been in shock or was hurt and trying to cover up her feelings by taking a swipe and acting like it wasn't a big deal. But if it was right for you and you felt talking things out wouldn't help then it was the right thing to do - and she reacted badly.
Thorzix 23
There's a damn good chance you're right, but whether you're right or wrong, it doesn't change the fact that what she was doing is wrong. Hiding your feelings is the last thing you need to do in a relationship, if she acted like a break-up was no big deal at the last moment, then it probably means she's been doing the same all along, giving OP the feeling she just never cared, which, may I remind you, is the reason OP broke up :P
interesting33 37
True and very well put - you summed it up well :)