Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML
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fifi125 21
Superglue them all shut and then see how much she needs you!
Steve95401 49
She will also miss your ability to reach things on the top shelf.
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Comments (119)
zykrithium 22
Uh... you broke up... I think she is entitled to her sarcasm, as cunty as that was of her to say.
The_Skittish_One 27
I didn't really know what to vote with this one. On the one hand, she sounds quite rude, but on the other I wonder, did you discuss your feelings with her? Or did you just decide instead of talking things out to break up with her? Sounds like you may be better off without her, but she may have just been hurt at the breakup.
KVYLV 16
Good for you!!
FoxxiLexxi 4
I live in Oregon to. I live in Astoria, what about you.
Drosophila82 18
Overreaction.... If you think appreciation is part of the daily lives of a couple you're gonna be very disappointed and spend the rest of your life alone.
TallMist 32
You think it's wrong to expect to feel like your efforts to make your partner happy weren't wasted? Gee, you must get all the guys/ladies.
taylorhillridge 1
I bet she was joking... chill tf out
phan25 5
Obviously did not get any F's
JohnForge 13
With your own hands... Bitch.