Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after concluding we're not compatible at all. He said he knew it all along, but he thought I was "good for all the house stuff." FML
Today, I felt things were getting serious enough with my boyfriend that it was only fair to tell him I have a lot of credit card debt from helping out my ill mom before she died. He broke up with me and called me a gold digger, even though I didn’t ask him for a single penny. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Just one last mooch, for old times' sake. You wouldn't want him to stay because he couldn't afford to leave? Pay the man.
untoward 0
fhl your life just got instantly better.
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Comments (71)
seabass32 0
wow what a dumbass. youre no better though for putting up with it for so long
rifter 0
Good investment for your future.
didoca 0
... and did you give it to him?
succubusprime 0
Politely tell him to GTFO. if he leaves his car and walks home, all the better. get it towed away at his expense.
Illyssa_fml 4
You couldn't warn him and suggest that he get a job first??? 4 years is a long time to leave someone for that. considering you've known he was like that for a while..
Christopher08 0
Ha ha ha damn thats funny you must like em sad and pathetic
soccerted5 2
well, it's the least you could do.
luvpinks 0
wow! lmfao
FUUUandyourmom 16
LMAO
Acorn101 2
Lol