Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Right in the feetsies
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
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Calyx_fml 22
That is toetally a leg-itimate fml.
Frankietodamizza 0
sounds as though you should go commando
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Comments (164)
MEM0817 18
Hey! I did that once! Broke my little pinky toe... but not on my panties. Heads up, it doesn't heal right (at least mine didn't) and looks kinda funny. :]
murdersquirrel 15
Heads up, not everyone HEELS the same.
joncole 6
Sound like big undies to me
fmlreader26 0
Better luck next time!
The_creator_fml 2
Camel-toe, you're doing it wrong.
fourthfloor 3
Wow, you have really bad balance to be that clumsy, maybe time to exercise so you can improve your coordination and strengthen your legs?
GypsyRover 0
So hot. I wish I was there. ;-)
jnaust 8
Twice, the second time being when you had to turn them around the right way?
dmadsen33 9
See, this is a common mistake, here's what you do: When you put on your panties or your pants for that matter, you do it ONE LEG AT A TIME... Yes, yes, that's the trick! I tought myself this after my ex took away my trampoline.
Jasonf6 0
Struggled? How big ARE you?
coreydsmith 0
Dam. Nice. What kind of underwear do you wear?