Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
????
United States
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Anonymous
Right in the feetsies
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Unlucky
United States
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
chloeleigholivia
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
laurenasabutton
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
Butters
Lathlain, Australia
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Anonymous
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
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Calyx_fml 22
That is toetally a leg-itimate fml.
Frankietodamizza 0
sounds as though you should go commando
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Comments (164)
perdix 31
What the hell kind of panties are you wearing? The ones I like are so delicate that if I get a toe caught, they rip to shreds. My favorite sheer lace panties make my ass look great, but they are murder on my balls!
murdersquirrel 15
I think she should've gotten some help... Cause now it looks like she'll be needing a toe truck.... ...
Wornwolfe 3
I can't even begin to comprehend why you would attempt to call someone a dumbass if you can't even spell dumbass correctly
PistolWhiper93 0
Well looks like someone is a to go on a shopping spree. :3
preposteroushat 5
Okay, this is dumb, but I wish there was a like button on here sometimes. This made my day, but I'm sorry about your toe, OP.
ObsessedWithGays 7
Do you by any chance have room-mate named Rachel.?
CRC_101 31
Who knew underwear could be so dangerous...
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Sounds like something that would happen to me.
jazzeh103 4
I think I almost did that a long time ago lol
bspiper87 7
Its ok, i lost a tooth putting my shirt on. Still dont know how i punched my face though
MDTeddy 13
This is a sign to stop wearing panties and just go right to the pants or shorts. A skirt is all up to you but be warned.