Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
????
United States
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Anonymous
Right in the feetsies
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Unlucky
United States
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
chloeleigholivia
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
laurenasabutton
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
Butters
Lathlain, Australia
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Anonymous
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
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Calyx_fml 22
That is toetally a leg-itimate fml.
Frankietodamizza 0
sounds as though you should go commando
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Comments (164)
OHai15 12
Underwear is annoying!! GO cammando!!!
I_heart_sex 1
Yay I love when girls go commando
ilyarmiehammer 6
Put it on slower next time..?
prettyboodoll33 2
This happens to me a lot!!! But I don't break my toe in the process...
ProhibitionRose 14
It really nails? Wtf does that even mean? Worst attempt at puns ever.
Meowingtons500 18
Commando is so much simpler. ;)
rubberduckie94 13
If your little toe got stuck in your panties I don't think it is very little.
KiddNYC1O 22
Those are the "No trespassing" panties. You have to be wiser.
thunter2000 2
If you had chosen to go commando then that would not have happened.
whitey53 5
Hey, that doesn't sound as bad as when you get it caught on a laundry basket and cut the webbing.
wlddog 14
Why the rush? Take your time.