Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my crazy cousin copies and buys whatever I buy. Like I bought an electric razor to shave my legs and privates, and she took a photo of it to buy the exact same one for herself for the same reason. In a hospital situation that required her to shave her privates, her husband did it for her as she doesn't know how. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
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Top comments
maz95 17
I wouldn't lend a razor out..I find the idea very unhygienic.
bluebell707 13
D: eww
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Comments (150)
billyz77 24
God, I laugh at that every time I re-watch that BluRay!! The look on Harold's face when he realizes what Kumar's been doing with his scissors!! Classic.
shiarrael 13
You don't KNOW if she's carrying anything or not. People lie, and there are many blood-borne diseases that a patient might not realize they have. Loaning out personal hygiene items like razors and toothbrushes is straight up nasty, regardless of your intentions. :|
WolfAtTheDoor 7
What a very rude person. Next time, simple answer--I don't loan out my razors, ever. I got this one at [store], and it was [price]. Get your own. OP, I'd seriously consider making her take it and pay you back for it. That's just disgusting and why she would do that is beyond logic.
Grolschie 8
Maybe she just shaved her stash?
skyeyez9 25
You may need a lockbox to keep things out of reach of your roommate from now on.
gmian 34
This has been online for a while already...
homiwan 13
somebody will buy it...ebay FTW
Transfusion 8
I personally thought she'd up and killed someone with it. Never thought of her shaving elsewhere.
yourmofo 6
That's one way to get rid of lice.
cynically 19
why would you EVER share razors.