Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my crazy cousin copies and buys whatever I buy. Like I bought an electric razor to shave my legs and privates, and she took a photo of it to buy the exact same one for herself for the same reason. In a hospital situation that required her to shave her privates, her husband did it for her as she doesn't know how. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
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Top comments
maz95 17
I wouldn't lend a razor out..I find the idea very unhygienic.
bluebell707 13
D: eww
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bleachchick90 4
Hey guys, OP here. Yeah, it probably wasn't the best decision in hindsight... but she's my friend and roommate, and I know she's not "carrying anything" and would have boiled it afterwards. She had capri pants on and since her legs were visible, I assumed she just wanted to quickly neaten them up, and it sucks when you need them and you're all out. ...I don't think there's enough hot water in the world to make me want to use it again though.
Dracoboxer357 36
45- It was a nice gesture to want to help out your roommate, Op. Honestly, I'd lend my razor to a friend or my brother, but my Quatro4 pops the replacable head off when it's done. I'd lend it and replace it right afterwards, just in case. I imagine if it was expensive, isn't yours swappable too? I can't imagine you lent her a barber shop straight razor, did you? :)
ballbearing 10
Unless you have seen the results of her bloodwork and STD check, you have no way of knowing what she does or does not have. It is not just dirty, gross strangers who are "carrying anything". Save yourself the risk and buy a new razor.
suumbuum 13
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry I just had to but this is so funny
jtackle 2
Throw it away.. And some things shouldn't be shared. lol
rokolodo 10
Her boyfriend will thank you.
DDCA 24
That's disgusting. But you deserve it for letting anyone use your personal hygiene products. You wouldn't share underwear.
aniforprez 9
Don't ever lend your razor out to people. But now that you have, wash it out with some strong liquid detergent and use it after it's dried. Lending out razors is a recipe for fluid-transmitted diseases like AIDS. Be careful next time.
chanellgymnast 17
YDI for lending a razor. You should know better.
chasity_27 2
My sister had done this to me once. I just let her keep it and brought a new one. That sucks OP.... And it's nasty
maximus_prime 24
Your room mate posted yesterday, she said she cut herself 3 times in her nether region and it wouldn't stop bleeding. karma is a Bitch
Adm_Twigs 19
That's a rather hairy situation