Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my crazy cousin copies and buys whatever I buy. Like I bought an electric razor to shave my legs and privates, and she took a photo of it to buy the exact same one for herself for the same reason. In a hospital situation that required her to shave her privates, her husband did it for her as she doesn't know how. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
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Top comments
maz95 17
I wouldn't lend a razor out..I find the idea very unhygienic.
bluebell707 13
D: eww
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johnnyboy7 5
Noone ever asks to borrow my razors...... :(
Mads_1234 28
YDI for lending out your razor. The possibility of nicking yourself and drawing blood could mean shared STDs.
jason0 2
Maybe she shaved her arms?
gremlin_bros 19
And this is one of the many reasons why I use a straight razor! Nobody ever asked to "borrow" it as very few people have the skill it takes to use one!
xs4u 13
why the **** would share a razor with anyone u idiot. u r even dirtier and filthier than she is
Jacksparrow72 21
Maybe she has terrible back hair? It doesn't have to be the Nether regions.
SilentRhapsody 13
I had this happen to me once. I let a friend who was staying overnight at my house use my shower, and as far as I know she didn't have a razor (didn't even have shampoo, which I lent her) but when she left the shower the entire floor of the shower was entirely covered in what I can only imagine was black pubes. This is why I'm not a nice person anymore.
Morgiepoooh9822 17
Umm. Well. I wouldn't keep it.. You might as well say merry early Christmas and give her the razor.
grandpuba 6
Hahaha she shaved her pussy with it
Fmlsea 28
eww you're best off throwing that out. why would you even let her use your razor anyway?