Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I'd forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML
Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML
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hihihi002 0
you suck.
jlynn91 0
YDI for using the phrase "find the car stolen". Impossible.
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Bannister19 0
You must be a female?
_KEDABITCH_ 0
WTF is that suppose to mean? ur sexist
BrownEyedNinja 0
Obviously you can't read beacuse it says the OP is male.
uhwhiteguy 0
That's ******* hilarious
zrjones 0
it looks like they have a north dakota education for being this stupid
kkhawkins 0
#43, it's supposed to mean they were probably too embarrassed to admit that they are actually that stupid of a ******* bitch. I don't understand why bitches feel the need to post ridiculous shit like this, do you actually think it's entertaining? We never should have given you bitches the right to vote.
vanaathiel 13
The OP is a man you ******* retard, and it's not a stretch of the imagination to think of a man stupid enough to do this
tangerine_12 0
sexist much? what an asshole. im so glad i dont know anyone like you. and if you think all girls are bitches, then you must be a virgin. still.
rayrayy_fml 0
"We"? Honey, no one would ever put you in charge of any decision making- You don't even have basic reading skills. It quite clearly says "male". But it's wicked cute that you think that 2 1/2" dangly thing between your legs makes you special, smart and powerful. AWUH. :]
ChChCharlie 10
You'll never get laid with that attitude *shakes head* You'll grow out of thinking men are better and all girls are just bitches someday. Until then, have fun being stupid and single :] oh and while you wait, learn to read. I know others have told you this but the OP is a guy.
Andrieux_fml 0
#50- I'm 4" flaccid. Watch your damn mouth.
ILoveJace01 0
Just to make it even more clear, you're a douchebag. Not only that, but a stupid douchebag, because it's no fun being just one! It says "male", you idiot. Put that brain to use, and learn how to read.
fmlfmlfml15 0
looks like he made a new account too =P
uhwhiteguy 0
It was obviously a female that posted herself as a male so it doesnt make it look bad on u people. Lmao
castro4life 0
it wasn't stolen at the end!
Raheemdplayer 7
I actually did not know there were people in this world THAT ditzy I meen dang, my 'blonde' girl m8 wud be able to know whereabouts she parked her car, and shes ditzy!
gothymama 0
Wow... I mean I've forgotten where I've parked, or which car I drove, but I've NEVER called the police and reported it stolen.
Bannister19 0
#45, I agree fully.
ILoveJace01 0
And that's why you're a close-minded moron. Congrats!
Bannister19 0
Who ever said close-mindedness was bad?
FarSide 23
3 cars in the entire State of ND and managed to screw this up? Can you find anything else stupid to do. Butt wipe.
Jenisist 1
lol this happend to me before,except it was a bike lol
Nawhhh 0
I did this when I went to the mall, but the car was to the right of me.