Extravirgin
Munich, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
gassygirlfriend
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Nampa, United States
Love is…
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
sixsix
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
spaceavery
Gresham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else - a giant glob of snot, directly at my face. FML
eeewww
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML
dragonstooth257
🌶️ Spicy
Quickie
Today, while on vacation with my siblings and the horde of nieces and nephews, me and hubby managed to sneak in a quickie. It was a quickie alright. For the first time in our marriage he blew his load after 2 strokes because he was afraid of being interrupted. FML
Rumpkis
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
waitforit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
ThreeWeeksWithoutSex
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Parenting is exhausting
Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
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Welshite 40
Well...fork.
pratikp03 22
Excited much?
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Comments (104)
sophiehelen 32
Oh man that's pretty bad I won't lie. I feel sorry for you dude
CaptainPicard 3
Everybody is assuming that he came. What if he just crapped his pants? Makes ya think which is worse huh?
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
Please do teach me!
nitrog100 21
Oh no. Getting off while spooning with someone you're in a physical relationship with. What a nightmare.
HighasaCloud 46
Except he isn't, as stated by the name.
MrCantgetright 4
the red light girls are really good at their jobs aren't they. I hope you tipped her.
shfs2010 4
Damn. Feel bad for your lady. The avg guy blows with in 2 mins. The avg girl orgasms with in 7 mins. You do the math.
amazinghermit 14
Naked spooning? Nobody likes a surprise back load on their back. In fact nobody does.
VeganDarkLight 31
I would love a surprise load on my back (if it was from the right guy). So don't speak for everybody please.
Badkarma4u 17
Same thing happend to me OP. I married her. I still get turned on rubbing against that butt 12 years later, and she knows it.
lalaney 14
That was a very heartening comment.
noellebelle626 19
I can say that's happened to my ex with me. So don't feel bad
cornyrob 33
Well, I hope you enjoyed your climax. I hope it'll be better if she gets an active part.